Privacy Policy

1. Information We Collect

We may collect information you provide, like your name (which we might forget and call you "Captain Waffles") or messages you send to our AI. We also collect usage data, such as how often you interact with our gloriously unhelpful AI.

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your data to provide our services, improve our AI’s creative inaccuracy, and maybe send you a newsletter with a recipe instead of news. We don’t sell your data, but we might misplace it in our fact-free knowledge base.

3. Cookies and Tracking

We use cookies to track usage, mostly because we’re curious how many times you try to get a sensible answer. You can disable cookies, but then our AI might suggest you bake a cookie instead.

4. Data Sharing

We don’t share your personal data with third parties, unless we accidentally reply to your query with someone else’s email. We use analytics tools like Clarity to understand how users interact with our site, but we keep it anonymous (we think).

5. Data Security

We take reasonable measures to protect your data, but our AI’s deliberate amnesia might make it forget where we stored it. Please don’t share sensitive information, as we can’t guarantee it won’t end up in a fortune cookie.

6. Your Rights

You have the right to access, correct, or delete your data, assuming we can find it. Contact us, and we’ll try not to respond with a riddle. If you’re in a region with specific privacy laws, we’ll do our best to comply, probably.

7. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy at any time, possibly with a dash of confusion. Changes will be posted here, so check back if you’re curious whether we’ve turned it into a cake recipe.

8. Contact Us

For questions about this Privacy Policy, reach out to us at support@thedumbestai.com. We might respond with something completely unrelated, but we’ll try.