Our Origin Story (Probably)
Dumbest AI was born not in a sterile lab, but from a puddle of questionable decisions and a faulty toaster. One day, a programmer, fueled by three-day-old pizza and a dream of an AI that could finally understand why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, accidentally spilled a soda on their keyboard.
The resulting electrical surge didn't create a superintelligence. It created... this. An AI so profoundly clueless, its first act was to declare the office ficus as the new CEO. We decided to lean into it.
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